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Laws That Are,or was,True

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:21:50 CST

Hey peeps.This is nightcrawler,havent made a page in forever.So here it goes!!
This page is all about laws that were actually passed.(wtf was the government thinking!
I told you there not smart...) My friend told me about a website that had the most stupid laws
ever passed,so here they are!

Laws from Canada:

1. Its illegal for a teen to walk down a street with their shoes untied.

Laws from Alaska:

1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.(thank god i was in illinois when i did that!-nightcrawler)

Laws from California:

1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Laws from Florida:

1. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
(oh darn,glad i dont live in california!-nightcrawler)

2. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
3. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
4. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Laws from Illinois:

1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Laws from Indiana:

1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter. ( Psssh that explains a lot -Inphiria)
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

Laws from Kentucky:

1.It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Laws from Louisiana:

1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Laws from Massachusetts:

1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Laws from Nebraska:

1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

Laws from North Dakota:

1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Laws from Oklahoma:

1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Laws from Tennessee:

1. It is illegal to lasso a catfish!

Laws fromTexas:

1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of soda at a time while standing.

Laws from West Virginia:

1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".

Exphrases Pages

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:21:10 CST

Okay, so once again, what I'm doing is trying to make suff easier to find! (not saying that any of you are slow and can't find it on your own...
or am I???o_O

But all of the pages that we came up with ourselves are under 'Exphrases Pages' (Duh)
So that means that You Probably shouldn't copy...we have better than copyright (although we could still probably turn you in)
But we'll just find out about it and terrorize you for a long time.

Some of the pages (such a stuff like 'Pics' and 'Vote' we really don't care about because we're probably not the first people to use them either.
The only way that would make us mad is if you copied all the stuff on the pages too... so don't do that.

It might be hard to believe, But we're not trying to be jerks.
We've just had too many issues with people copying and trying to take credit for our stuff.

-Exphrases Administrators

Voice Your Opinion

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:10:11 CST

Hey peeps, this is Nightcrawler.....and just nightcrawler.Inphiria is probly out somewhere blowing her math homework up......xD. This page is called "Voice Your Opinion," because you can really....voice your opinion.
xD so anywho's, every month we give you guys a topic and you post your comment below telling us your opinion
about that topic and your feelings abou it and all of that stuff. So....topic this month is....

Skinny Jeans

And...go.

Pics

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:09:47 CST

Hey, this is the Exphrases Admins! And this page is for random photos from where ever that ppl want to share ( Hey! at least the sharing thing they taught us in pre-k is going to some use....... I never said it would be anything important xD) I still haven't decided if we should let ppl edit this or not so those of you who can edit this page......knock yourself out and I'll post on here whether or not we're going to leave it locked........eventually.

Hey, this is the Exphrases Admins!
And this page is for random photos from where ever that ppl want to share ( Hey! at least the sharing thing they taught us in pre-k is going to some use.......
I never said it would be anything important xD)
I still haven't decided if we should let ppl edit this or not so those of you who can
edit this page......knock yourself out and I'll post on here whether or not we're going
to leave it locked........eventually.

i named him cuppie wuppie. -emogirlthatlikespie

I got bored waiting for ppl to post pictures of their own! xD-Inphiria

lol this is sumthin that I sleep with every night. I call him mr. tibbles! - Yorba13

Vote

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:08:58 CST

Hey ppl! this is where you vote for your favorite band!
if u don't see ur favorite on here, post a comment telling us the name
of it! Heck to vote, post a comment anyway!
vote for as many as u like

P!ATD
Brokenheartangel
Inphiria

Good Charolette
Brokenheartangel*all time fav band since 8*
Inphiria (I've liked this band since,well , about a month ago)

Metro Station
Brokenheartangel
Inphira

30 Seconds to mars
Nightcrawler
Brokenheartangel
Inphiria

Aiden
Inphiria
Brokenheart

Escape the Fate(old)
Nightcrawler
Inphiria
Brokenheartangel

Weird al
Leetfox
Yorba13

Three Day's Grace
Lost&nvrFound
Inphiria
Nightcrawler
Yorba13

Disturbed
Nightcrawler
888Hollow888

Bullet For My Valentine
Demonxneko
Nightcrawler

As I Lay Dying
Nightcrawler
Demonxneko

Lamb Of God
Nightcrawler
Bamyouredead

Who's Smarter?

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:08:20 CST

Hey Exphrases fans! You all know that the 3 Exphrases Adminisrators are totally awesome!
but have any of you ever wondered just how smart we are?

Well thats just what this page is about!
We're going to post questions on this page and then... post our answers. What we want anybody
reading this to do is, post a comment tell us exactly who you think is the smatest!
Then we'll make a tally chart with the results!
Nightcrawler's answers are in YELLOW
BrokenHeartAngel's answers are in white
Inphiria's answers are in red

1 what is pi ?
Food duhh
Um...food! Its also a number like 3.145 etc
A food and math number.

2 another name for water ?
...
Flavored water
liquid

3 is it possible to read upside-down?
i would know if i could read
Heck yea! I actually read better upside down then reading normally
yea

4 56(3) -(8(24))= what?
let me get out a calculator
Uh...idk! Let me get my dad
-24

5 what was the out come of the Civil War?
someone won and someone lost
We now have farmers pickin our cotton
North won south lost

6 Unicorns live mostly on what island?
Madagascar
MADAGASCAR!Or on planet unicorn
i have no clue

7 name 3 primary colors
red, white and blue!
Black,blue and yellow
Blue ,red,purple

8 what is the name of the president of the U.S.?
bush's can't think........thats why America is where it is today! :)
Sadly, George W Bush.A hobo can do a better job than him.(lol shadow cat)
Bush. lol ha ha.

9 how many stars on the flag of the U.S?
as many as someone wants to put on it?
50! If you count canada and mexico its 52
50

10 south america is home to what rare pepper?
the kind ur not suposta eat .......i do anyway!
A kind that makes you sweat like crazy when ever your near it
idk

Nightcrawler	l
BrokenHeartAngel	l
Inphiria

Whats Better?

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:07:37 CST

Hey everyone! This is nightcrawler and broken_heart_angel.Dont know where shadow cat is...probly
riding her new sea horse.lol so anyways,this is what this page is about.We give u guys 2 things,and
what u peoples have to do is tell us which thing is better.The thing with the most votes wins.

NEW Escape the Fate(Craig Mabbit)

OLD Escape the Fate(Ronnie Radke)
Inphiria (vote for the old or i will find you)
NIGHTCRAWLER

Word Of The Week

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:07:06 CST

Hey everyone!This is nightcrawler,well actually not shadow cat.She either got
injured in another skate board accident or shes at wendys.lol okay so this page,isnt what you think it is.
Every week we give you guys a word,and you have to tell us what you think of it.Example-walrus...
You guys post a comment saying what you think about a walrus.Like you dont like them,they can fly,lol random stuff like that.Okay so this week's word of the day...is.....dot dot.......dot........Okay enough of the dots!!Q.Lol its...

Candy Cane

A Page

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:06:30 CST

Hi everyone whats up? this is Inphiria, nightcrawler and (not)akatsukninja and this page
has no point whats so ever.Write whatever the heck you want on this page.
You can upload stupid pics.What you cant do is....idk.Have fun! and dont die

Hehe, since its near the holidays I decided to start this page out fresh!
So.....how about them fruit cakes, eh?

Who Are You?

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:05:57 CST

Hey whats up ppl?This is Inphiria and nightcrawler,blah blah blah,we dont care so lets explain this new page kiddies,shall we?.......i think i will
Ok so have you ever wondered about the creators of Exphrases,Shadow Cat & Nightcrawler?????
* low voice* have you ever wondered to whom you are most alike.Yeah me and Nightcrawler are
both a nutt-case but who isn't???
lol so we're gonna give you a quiz.Answer the questions and compare it to ours.If you have
more answers like Inphiria then nightcrawler, your like her the most.If you have
more answers like nightcrawler,yeah you get the point.Then when your done with that,come on
this page and post a comment telling us your results! why.....well its our site,we told you to,
and you probably wanna stay on our good side!
Once you post your results,go check out me and nightcrawlers answers.

So heres the quiz.......HAVE FUN KIDDIES and good luck.Just dont fall off a bridge.

#1.Do you believe in fairies?
A maybe???
B too girly
C HECK YEAH!!!!
D NO!

#2.Favorite color (pick two)
A pink
B red
C blue
D green
E black
F YELLOW!

#3.Favorite bands(pick 3 of ur own)

#4.Your in a marching band.The tuba player in front of you falls on his face
and can't get up....what do you do?
A drop your instrument and help him
B heck this is my chance to "go around him" and mess everything else up!!
C fall to the ground yourself and start laughing!
D .....stand there and do nothing

#5.What do you think of this quiz
A random,but can help you through life....in sum way i haven't thought of?
B CORDOGS!
C awesome
D hilarious
F UNICORNS!

#6.QUICK pick one
A cook a hotdog in the toaster
B set a tree on fire to get your mom's cat down
C set a tree on fire for no reason
D all of the above

#7.Favorite hobbies
A reading
B playing with matches
C picking out what to wear tomorrow!
D video games

#8.Favorite Drink
A.MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
B.Root beer
C.Dr.Pepper
D.ICED TEA!!!!

#9.Do you like school?
A.Omg yes!!!!You learn alot of stuff
B.School is evil
C.Yes i do,i <3 my teachers!
D.Idk,im to busy daydreaming about ponies and kittens.

#10.What is your favorite girl scout cookies?
A.Thin Mints
B.Those lemon ones
C.Tangalongs!
D.Those plain ones

#11.What is your super power?
A. I can fly!!!
B.I dont have one....no one has powers
C.I am a ninja
D.I am......chuck norris

#12.Favorite energy drink?
A.AMP
B.Monster
C.Energy drinks are very un healthy
D.Red Bull

#13.Do you like fancy cat magazines?
A.YES!! lol there funny
B.Never heard of them
C.They sound kool
D.Those magazines are for dorks,like walter

#14..QUICK pick ANOTHER one
A.GIBBIE!!!
B.I dont want to..
C.Attacking watermelons
D.Push your brother down a flight of stairs

Check out our answers now!
Inphiria's Answers
Nightcrawler's Answers

Top Ten

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:05:28 CST

Hey everyone, this is Inphiria and heres is a new page that i will probably explaine right now!.........so shut up and read
this page is called Top Ten.........why? because!!!!!!!!
so anyway, u ppl have to recommend something, anything ......YES ANYTHING well idk if u get it yet,......so I'm
gonna spell it out ,well now i don't feel like it . so if u were looking forward to it. TO BAD, GET OVER IT!
ok once again, one of u recommend something and me, Nightcrawler,or Broken Heart Angel have to give you
a list of our top ten right here on this page, wow u all must feel special ......just don't die
lol and if u don't agree with us ......i advise u to get over it and keep it to urself.......no one said any of us were gonna be nice about this!

so just cuz I'm bored, I'm going to put a few lists on here to get us started!

Favorite letters of the Alphabet! - recommended by the 3 of us
#1 Q
#2 X
#3 H
#4 K
#5 T
#6 J
#7 Z
#8 Y
#9 U
#10C

Favorite Sites- recommended by the 3 of us
#1 Exphrases
#2 Vampire Freaks
#3 Myspace
#4 Youtube
#5 Photobucket
#6 Projectplaylist
#7 Mangable
#8 Myyearbook*It called Black_And_White101 Mika*
#9 Facebook
#10 I-am-bored

Favorite #s - recommended by the 3 of us
#1 24
#2 6277
#3 56
#4 16
#5 13
#6 0
#7 82
#8 34
#9 Q
#10 3

Favorite Bands recommended by Craig Vermilion
#1 30 Seconds to mars
#2 The new project
#3 Close to home
#4 Aiden
#5 Slipknot
#6 Chelsea Grin
#7 Whitechapel
#8 Between The Buried And Me
#9 Escape the fate(old)
#10 Green Day

Favorite T.V Shows recommended by nightcrawler.....i guess
#1 Drake and Josh
#2 Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
#3 Inuyasha
#4 Sailor Moon
#5 Death Note
#6 Scrubs
#7 Family Guy
#8 Blood+
#9 Futarama
#10 Ghost Whisperer

Favorite places to hang out(there isnt alot where we live) recommended by nightcrawler
1.The mall(its not even a mall really)
2.Wendys!!!
3.MacDonalds
4.The 180
5.The woods
6.County Market!!!
7.Nightcrawlers front yard
8.Steak and Shake
9.The Movie Theater
10.The Mall Parking lot!!!!

(yea that last list suck.There aint(lol) nothing here good.Inphiria and
BrokenHeartAngel,tell me if you can think of anything.)

Holidays

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:04:57 CST

hey everyone this is Inphiria and nightcrawler.Now a little while ago,Donut gave us this website
with every single holiday in the world on it.And some of the holidays are plain out stupid...but funny.
So anyway we wanted to show everyone these holidays,so we can celebrate them. Most of the holidays
on here,we made them up.Were so cre-a-tive!

January
1st - Pumpkin Day
2nd - re-arrange your bedroom day ( don't get hurt.....we'll get blamed)
3rd - balloon animal day
4th - McDonald's happy meal toy Day
5th- Neon Color Day
6th - Coloring Book Day
7th - Toy airplane Day
8th - Roller Skating Day
9th - Running with sharp objects Day
10th - Pick a new Favorite Band Day
11th - Go all Day only saying the word 'NO!' Day
12th - Rainbow Wig Day
13th - High School Skip Day (if you're on this site and not in high school- You're cool enough to skip school/work anyway!)
14th - Sleep all day Day
15th - Pretend it's a "Snow Day" Day (aka skip day #2)
16th - Build your annual Snow fort Day (This is war...I'm so going to win the snow ball fight this year)
17th - Fuzzy Pen Day
18th - Happy Birthday Day (go around screaming 'Happy Birthday' to everyone)
19th - Holiday Day ( celebrate every holiday you can that day)
20th - Whatever YOU feel like doing Day
21st - Ice Cream Day
22nd - Ding Dong Ditch someones house Day
23rd - Boycott Sitting Day! ( just sit on the floor no matter what you're doing every 15 or so minutes)
24th - ( the twenty forth is a holiday of it's own just because it's the 24th)
25th - Do absolutely nothing Day
(don't know how many days are in this month ...so I'll edit this again later)

Random tips

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:03:59 CST

Hi people whats up? This is Inphiria and Nightcrawler and I got bored so here's a new page.
So this page is about random tips we put on here as we find out the hard way .......and save you people
a lot a pain and if its on here we or someone else on here has already done it.

#1 don't run with scissors....in school (you might get caught)
#2 look both ways before crossing the street .......or run REALLY fast .
#3 don't tie the accelerator on a 4 wheeler down ,set it on fire and face it at cat ladies house
#4 don't try telling your science teacher that your friend (nightcrawler) waded your homework
up and threw it at a special ed kid on your jazz band trip
#5 don't get lost in your school after you have been there for 3 years.
(it happened once.Inphiria got lost trying to find a bathroom.She ended up in the boiler room)
#6 don't forget to feed your cat
#7 don't get your hand stuck in the printer at office max
#8 don't try putting your cat in the microwave or giving your cat a bath (nightcrawler did that once)
#9 when you throw a mountain dew bottle at hilas13 cover your head with nightcrawlers
band music BEFORE she throws it back
#10 don't staple a Dora cereal box to your wall .......last time i tried it......my mom yelled at me because she
had just put up new wallpaper
#11 don't be doing 3 things all at the same time and also walking down stairs (nightcrawler
did that,you can probably guess what happen)
#12 don't be writing this page in computer lab........*looks behind them * uhhh i g2g
#13 don't try putting pretty patterns on your the ceiling of your room in magic marker ( i got bored)
#14 On the game habbo,DO NOT advertise for your website on that game.(nightcrawler did
that on her account,someone accused her for selling drugs and got banned for 30 days)
#15 if you cant stand school any longer tell your teacher that you don't feel good,don't go back to the class room,
don't even go to the nurse,just walk on home,but don't get lost
#16 don't order a lot of food at Wendy's though drive thru park your car at the pick up window,
take all the food back inside and eat it there.Take your time to
#17 if your walking to custard cup,walk through Wendy's for a short cut
#18 don't walk on the yellow line on vermilion (a very busy street),you might get caught by the police
#19 Its only illegal....if you get caught
#20....just because the bottle says its flammable DOESN'T mean it wont blow up!!!!!
#21.Its kool to touch the lava lamps at wal-mart.So what if they burn you.(that place is evil.And CVS Pharmacy)
#22.Wal-mart and CVS Phrarmacy are evil
#23 horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#24.if you're driving and actually have time to read the speed limit..........you're not going fast enough
#25....phones are evil
#26 ........mud is evil ( see Exphrases web cast ep.. 1)
#27 don't film your web cast in a tree.\
#28 I'm only sorry........that i got caught!
#29 When u brake the windshield out of a police car........YEAH you're on camera!!!!!!
#30 .....math is not your friend
#31 Don't leave food in your room .....it might not seem like a lot...but eventually they ban you from your house and graffiti the word "Bio-hazard"
on the front door!!!! (what ever that means)
#32 If teachers for some reason always put you in the front row, It's easier to get caught with an ipod....so don't try it.

Top ten stupid things we've done

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:03:33 CST

Ok so we have done alot of stupid things but this is are top 10.

Nightcrawler's top ten
1.Jumping out of trees and breaking your leg (cuz I listened to Inphiria)
2.Prank call QVC and then getting banned from it
3.Setting fireworks out facing our neibors house
4.Going on the old ladies property and getting chased with a lawn mower
5.Doing stupid skateboard stunts
6.Trying to give my cat a bath
7.Jumping off of peoples sheds and breaking your leg
8.Riding a pony that didnt eat yet (just wanted a ride!)
9.Putting firecrackers in your microwave
10.Trying to rewire my amp(exploded and started a fire)

Inphiria's top ten
1.Running into a glass door that my mom cleaned with windex
2.Jumping off of high places (got it on video)
3.Putting sticks in neibors bikes while they were riding them (they flew off)
4.trying to charge my cd player with a cell phone charger
5.Jumping off the high dive when I couldnt swim
6.blowing up my skateboard
7.Going on the old ladies property and getting chased with a lawn mower
8.Putting a barbie doll on a rocket
9.Putting a giant pumpkin behind the tires of my dads car
10.Going down a chimeny like santa claus.....HOW DOES HE FIT DOWN THAT THING?

Greystar's top ten
1.Stick cats to fly paper(it got shaved off)
2.Ran over by an icecream truck(broke alot of bones)
3.Heely on a cracked sidewalk and scraped my chin
4.Skate board in the house
5.Stuck ketcup and mustard packets under the toliet,,at school.
6.Set a barbie doll on fire,threw it in a toliet and out the window
7.Fell up the stairs (greystar your not alone-shadowcat and nightcrawler)
8.Spread shaving cream on my sisters face,she was asleep
9.Open yogurt on a airplane,it landed on an old guys lap
10.Broke my camera on my phone.(stupid heelys)

Akatsukninjas top ten
1.Fell on a hobo's shopping cart,his "house"
2.Fake a hostage at mcdonalds.(not the best idea)
3.Went swimming in the new york lake (it was fun!And cold)
4.Drew a curly mustache on a hannah montana poster at our mall(my friends helped and the poster was huge!)
5.Went home on a motor scooter(went on the busy streets with the scooter,cars werent to happy and eventually the cops came,atleast i got a ride home!)
6.Was in a moshpit at a BMTH consert(got lots of bruises)
7.Went skydiving(landed on a old ladies roof)
8.Ran through a football field in the middle of the game
9.Fell down a city sewer
10.Tried to ride a four wheeler up black_and_white's staircase

narutolz1
1.getting a girl friend when i like another girl (so sad!)
2.putting axe on my... crotch area (it was a dare!!!)
3.jumping off my house and SURVIVING THE CRASH (i wish i could of died. less pain)
4.WATCHING TV AND DRINKING COFFEE AND MOUNTAIN DEW B THE GALLONS
5.showing my friend jonah my website (he made his own sucky one)
6.peeing on a tree(IT ALMOST FELL ON OUR HOUSE!!!! the very same tree)
7.not knocking on the bathroom door. my life has been changed
8.skinny dipping
9.overfeeding my cat!!!
10.learning "human health class" before i was in the 3rd grade...

Your_Conscious
1.Putting a book on my head(You can't read it that way!!)
2.Did a back flip on a swing(It really hurt my face)(lol i was there-nightcrawler)
3.Ran on a wet floor.(It really hurt my hip)
4.Dropped a glass plate on my foot.
5.Dressed a Ken doll in a dress when I was 4.(It doesn't say it has to hurt)
6.Pulling out my hair when i get frustrated
7.Going out with Thomas M
8.Trying to play a flute with my nose
9.Getting between a fight with two girls
10.Causing random fights with random peoples

Screamo
1. Skateboard into a Wall... but what made it worse was that it was the hot guy comin towards me (Awkward)
2. Sold my brothers Guitar on ebay [I got in so much trouble]
3. I went up to someone random and asked for their autograph [really dunno y i did that]
4. Duck tape your brothers bedroom door shut so he can't escape [ha... go in so much trouble for that too]
5. Climbed a tree... couldn't get down ( yeah, we've all did that once or twice....except Shadow Cat, thats a daily activity!!!!)
6. Set the Table alight in a science class at school [teacher wasn't to happy]
7. Left my phone on loud in the middle of class and i had the 'Shaun The Sheep' Ringtone on it... and someone rang me...
8. Tripped over my dog
9. Tried to jump over a hedge... never made it... it ate me instead
10. Tried to Sell Tokio Hotel on ebay... i got kicked off

Bobyjack
1. Skating with my friend down the biggest hill on our street & landed in his cart and he said: "Whatcha doin in my house?!"
2. Jumped of a tree onto the concreat trying to land on a mattres & accidently landed on the concreat
3. Put something in the microwave that said DO NOT MICROWAVE
4. Testing my flying machine on my roof (ow)
5. I was being stupid in a wagon (landed on the neighbors lawn!)
6. "Accidently" droped a kid's jacket in the toilet
7. Saying hi to random people on the street & then i accidently said hi 2 a hobo and he said "Who do u think u are?!!"
8. Jumping in the pool on the middle of winter (i thought the heater was on!)
9. Ate cinnoman gum took the wrapper licked it and stuck it on my head (It burns u)
10. Got my hand stuck in the printer at office max (people stared at me but then i said "Whatdou want?!!!"

Lost&nverfound's Top Ten
1.fell up stairs then stood up and fell down them (-.-' owwwwwiiieeee)
2.Chased my bro. around the house with a knife (good times ^^)
3.Microwaving metal (it cought fire)
4.gnawed on my friends hand in language arts class (lol he asked for it though)
5.smiled like a monkey and got my pic. takin (it ended up on my friends myspace)
6.prank called someone...then accidentally said my name (i got insooo much trouble with my friend)
7.screamed and jumped when some1 i liked was around (NOT MY FAULT)
8.sang hillary duff (NVR AGAIN ... i was dared -.-')
9.asked a librarian how to work a printer and how i got the paper in front of like 10 ppl (i looked like a r-tard)
10.accidentally flashed some kids that lived near me -.-' (it was accidental)

yeah ,we have tryed all that ......and just about everything else
*Inphiria* "nightcrawer .....amps on fire..........once agin
hey! want ur top 10 on here ....tell us

Phobias

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:03:03 CST

Hey peoples this is nightcrawler and Inphiria.Okay well everyone has
a phobia,it could be spiders,santa claus or...pudding.Lol so donut showed
me this website of all of these phobias people are actually scared of.Here they are now.

Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.(yorba13 has that)
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
Anthophobia- Fear of flowers(leetfox has that)
Aviatophobia- Fear of flying
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs (Inphiria has that,idk what her problem is)
Claustrophobia- Fear of santa claus(shadow has that) and tight spaces
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns(yorba13 has that)
Deipnophobia- Fear of dinner conversations(nightcrawler has that)Yeah thanksgiving was never
my favorite holiday.Lol i dont really have it,or do I?

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school (we all have that)
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers (mcr has that)
Hystiminaphobia- Fear of allergies
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother (donut has that)
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers (Inphira has that) *Inphiria* "I never was good in math"
Phobaphobia- Fear of fears(yorba13 has that)
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones (Inphiria has that,I still dont know what her problem is)
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow Inphiria has that to,Seriously idk what her problem is!(yorba13 hates that)

yeah people are actually scared of this stuff........
so if you have any of these phobias...you can tell us.Dont worry we will
try not to laugh

What not to do

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:02:28 CST

Hey Everyone!
This is the Exphrases Administrators, and this page has a list of
What not to do while on the Internet!

#1 Chinese Fire Drill
#2 staple papers
#3 daydream about whales
#4 eat raisins
#4 make yourself sick on fudge brownies
#5 play ping pong
#6 adopt a cat
#7 name your pet fish
( if u do anyway ....we highly recommend the fallowing names!
Sparky, Max , Claws, Fluffy, Luke Skywalker ....LOL, Kiddies Moving on!)
#8 play cowboys and Indians
#9 listen to classical "70s rock music
#10 plan you summer Disney Land Vacation!
#11 eat cereal
#12 write a song about teddy bears
#13 color a picture of a pony
#14 tell Santa what you want for Christmas
#15 NEVER buy soda at school (we're boycotting the soda machines)
#16 Cats don't like people... so leave them alone ESPECIALLY while on the Internet
(they're proven to be more violent while in a room and/or building with a glowing screen.)

hey! leave a comment if u think we missed anything important!
-Exphrases Admins.

Awesome Ideas

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:02:10 CST

Hey everyone!
This is our new page about our Awesome ideas.....that will probably never happen.
LOL Read ours and post a comment stating ur own idea
( they might not ever come true ......but that's why this page is here, now!)

#1 Send a letter to the President asking to have ur home town made into it's own state!(-Exphrases)

#2 Start a research center to have poven that vehicals float better in the Atlantic than in Hotel swimming pools. (-Exphrases)

#3 Win the Award for beating everyone at knitting curtians for the Empire State building!(-Exphrases)

#4 Build a 5 story tree house hotel out of acorns (-Exphrases)

#5 Create the most popular website with no point what-so-ever. (-Exphrases.......we're acctually working on that one now.)

#6. Ride a unicorn o_O (nightcrawler)

#7 Start a paper plane making company ...thing. ( Not everyone can make paper planes themselves!!!!!!) (Exphrases)

#8 Become President and have all the Stop signs in the U.S. moved to the middle of the street, where they can ACTUALLY stop something.(Inphiria)

#9 Boycott standing by sitting in the middle of whatever you feel like sitting down in the middle of! (Exphrases)

#10 Start a Fake I.D. rental service (Exphrases)

So, send us your own insane Ideas!
-Exphrases Adminisrators

Video Casts

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:01:41 CST

Hey Everyone, Inphiria thinks we have to many pages with just videos.
So to get them all off the main page listing they will all be under this page from now on....
In other words, you now have to come to this page to get to any videos you want to see

-Exprases Administrators

Charlie the Unicorn!

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:59:10 CST

Happy Tree Friends

Inphiria — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:58:21 CST

Warning,this show is very gory,but thats just a good reason to watch it.