Hey peeps.This is nightcrawler,havent made a page in forever.So here it goes!!
This page is all about laws that were actually passed.(wtf was the government thinking!
I told you there not smart...) My friend told me about a website that had the most stupid laws
ever passed,so here they are!


1. Its illegal for a teen to walk down a street with their shoes untied.



1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.(thank god i was in illinois when i did that!-nightcrawler)

1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

1. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
(oh darn,glad i dont live in california!-nightcrawler)

2. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
3. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
4. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.


1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter. ( Psssh that explains a lot -Inphiria)
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

1.It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.



1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.



1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.


1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.


1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

1. It is illegal to lasso a catfish!

1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of soda at a time while standing.

1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".